Very Funny Speeches For An Anerversary Can Anyone Tell Me Some Very Funny Passages From Books Or Meaningful Passages Or Inspirational Passages?

Can anyone tell me some very funny passages from books or meaningful passages or inspirational passages? - very funny speeches for an anerversary

Pgs Step 2 must be as long, and I was able to recite in front of my school declamation of a people as the famous speeches or funny / extracts from books of inspiration ... HELP!